did i buy these shelves with the intention that the cats would have a new way to terrorise me and the house plants? no.
do i love it anyway? yes.
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*Draco Malfoy voice* I didn’t know you could read
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All languages travel with speed of sound except sign language which travels with speed of light
*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*
Don’t be ridiculous. Our backs and knees absolutely cannot do that.
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Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class
Good news!!!! Had an average of 17/24 students in both classes show up to the review!! That’s 71% of the class! This is compared to an average 11/24 in previous semesters.
Bird worked
Also for everyone in the notes who wanted to see the Bird: I’ve got these pics pinned on my blog too but here is The Boy
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Love it when you put butter into a pan that’s still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl
On her way to the butter business bureau
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The only fact about The Big Bang Theory that I care about.
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11th of november,
slowly making my way through anna karenina and enjoying the autumn colors 🍁
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stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is
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